So, let's rest assured that I've not lost my incredible delusion.
When we were moving, I was making absurd declarations left and fucking right.
"I'm going to shut the gate and hide forever."
|Or, "Imma get drunk with the neighbors and eat their beautiful cake off the plate with my hands because I'm terribly behaved."|
"I'm going to make your lunches, Bubba, because your day is going to be very long thanks to this new shiite commute."
Translation: "I'll do it, like twice, and then melt down the special lunch container in the dishwasher and then sort of put it on the back burner for a while. BUT I'LL GET BACK TO IT. Swear."
"I'm going to wait until I've done the whole landscape design before I put in a single plant."
Crazier words have never been spoken.
|But I'll just quick pull these dead ferns out and that's it. I'll stop after that.|
|The fucking place looks haunted.|
|So much mental vomiting|
|Fuck it. I couldn't take it. SO I PLANTED 6 SALVIAS SO WHAT?!|
|For the sake of Money Chicken|
|Then some leftover bark mulch happened that was a mistake.|
|Then some pumpkins came home with me from work because they're EVERYWHERE at work and it's impossible to keep them from just falling in the truck.|
|COME AT ME BRO|
|Aren't the white ones the coolest? I think they are. Even though Halloween has passed and now all anyone can talk about is fucking Christmas.|
|Isn't this echeveria awesome looking?|
|Let's never speak of the holidays again. Or the fact that this door is positively shrieking for a succulent wreath.|
And I may be kicking off of work early on a coming Friday to get some native iris rhizomes to restart my wild meadow.
BUT THAT'S IT.
I'm totally going to get a whole landscape design together before I plant anything else.